I can easily down a shot of alcohol but when it comes to medicine I’m such a little bitch.

Anonymous was like: Dude your hair is glorious. I want to hang out with you just so I can sit there and brush it 

Compliments about my hair are my favorite ty ❤️

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

(via m0lac)

Anonymous was like: Woah wait you're a boy? 

cast-of-vices:

Come stick your hand in my pants and see.

The only person that can stick their hand down your pants is me

Anonymous was like: Did u go to a big or small high school? 

Eh like 1000-1200ish ppl.

Anonymous was like: damn I was going to come to your game, it's in my town. 

Sorry friend. Wish I didn’t get a concussion.

IM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY TODAY I AM SO FUCKING PISSED.

Anonymous was like: Is he at da age where he asks silly but interestin questions? Why this and why that... 

he’s at the age where he says ‘what the fuck’ every 5 seconds.

What if I invested in a bottom grill…

Anonymous was like: Yas both look fierce cute in that photo :) 

~ my nephew is the cute one ~

Anonymous was like: Why do you call your girlfriend your boyfriend? 

Honestly I don’t really know how it started..but boyfriend/lover boy are what I usually call her :)